Canadian musician releases song “Fighting Talk” dedicated to Joe Rogan Podcast, while also bragging about the size of his...PRESS RELEASE

July 20, 2021 : (Toronto, Ontario) : Musician, filmmaker and social media dissuader David Porteous has released a song entitled “Fighting Talk” dedicated to The Joe Rogan ExperienceTM podcast available.

“I woke up,” said Porteous “from a nap and my first thought was, should I spend the rest of my day recording a song for someone I listen to occasionally via a mobile telephone application?”

The answer was affirmative. Porteous harnessed the potential of an electric guitar and a microphone to capture moving airwaves and converted the sonics into recorded sound, just like Nigel Godrich did when he recorded Radiohead’s latest album “A Moon Shaped Pool.”

“When it comes to music, it’s not a joke, that’s my heart and soul speaking,” said Porteous. “Nothing funny about that, unless I was wearing a silly outfit I guess.”

Porteous, a largely self-taught musician, also sang, played the drums and the bass guitar on the song Fighting Talk which features Porteous’ earnest and wild guitar playing skills.

Both the song and music video are available at www.davidmusic.ca and Porteous hopes the dedicated recording will earn him a seat on The Joe Rogan Experience®.

Recorded by savant audio genius “Young” Jamie Vernon, the show is hosted by Sir Joseph Joey “Joe” Rogan who, according to an IMDB search, played “Frank Valente” on the 1994 TV show “Hardball”.

The Joe Rogan Experience℗, available on [ask Jamie for company name], features a wealth of free “informative” chatter with guests including Louis Theroux, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Michelle Wolf and soon to be potentially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize Joey “You wanna peace of me” Diaz.

“Most people don’t know The Joe Rogan Experience© is entirely scripted,” said Porteous, “which is why it costs so much to make.”
“I just pray the teleprompter makes me seem sexy and funny, that way people will find me fit enough to have some of their money.”

In an effort to woo Rogan, non-sexually, Porteous chose to amp up all this stuff by creating a music video laced with a LSD video filter and topped it off with,
THE WORLD’S TALLEST PRESS RELEASE.

“I am fucking fed up with normal sized press releases,” said Porteous. “8.5 x 11 is so 1994. That’s probably why they cancelled Hardball.”

At a staggering 21 FEET 7 INCHES in height, Porteous assumes his record-setting PR efforts will be glorified in the media as courageous, intelligent and most importantly, record-setting.

When asked about the secret laugh track at the end of the song, Porteous replies, “I’m eating lunch now but I’ll text you back later with a good answer.”

As a musician by day and a filmmaker later in the same day, Porteous also created the artwork for the single muttering “the artwork resembles my brain activity, but flat and in .jpg form.

If asked deep questions like why does he even wanna be a guest on The Joe Rogan Experience♂, Porteous gives an admirable and profound answer - “Like any hard working artist, I would utilize this break of a lifetime to it’s full potential.”

“The opportunity to share your work with a largely open minded audience is an absolute joy for any creative person and I am sure many exciting artistic endeavours would spur as a result. Plus, why wouldn’t I want to spend my time talking with a dude that understands how remarkably beautiful and astounding being alive is? More importantly, there’s probably decent FREE FOOD!”

David Porteous comes from Good Will Hunting-made-famous City Toronto, a city beside other cities including Mississauga, Etobicoke, Markham and Detroit.

Toronto is nicknamed “the 6” but the city aims to upgrade to “the 7” by winter 2021. A LEGO set of Drake’s house will be on display at Maple Leaf Gardens until 7pm or earlier if it’s quiet.

“So book me on your show, Joe,” said Porteous. “Is that all I’m supposed to say? Are you still recording? Don’t forget to add my website, Darlene.”

Visit David Porteous on your next visit to the cyberspace at davidmusic.ca and have a credit card ready in hand, like a good consumer.